A penguin urinating upon the trunk of a non-deciduous tree.

A beautiful rose with a blush of pink and red.

No one knew why the top of Mt Kilimanjaro suddenly turned blue. Blue man group knew, they knew and they secretly set their plot in motion.

I am the only happy thing in a world of grey.

The anti-reaping team has problems with the reaping team bringing in the harvest early.

Bobby didn't realize that Parking at lover's lane involved a. another person and b. darkness... in his mind, he was awesome.

Sad decapitated head is sad.

ABC bubblegum on the street is strangely beautiful.

That is not a telephone sir. That is a rock. Therefore I am in your mind and not actually receiving your call to the batphone.

Jack Skellington is dubious about the Anti-Pizza Regimen.

Why capes are always a bad idea.

Satanic money makes for delicious coffee perusal.