The anti-reaping team has problems with the reaping team bringing in the harvest early.

Bobby didn't realize that Parking at lover's lane involved a. another person and b. darkness... in his mind, he was awesome.

Sad decapitated head is sad.

A beautiful rose with a blush of pink and red.

ABC bubblegum on the street is strangely beautiful.

No one knew why the top of Mt Kilimanjaro suddenly turned blue. Blue man group knew, they knew and they secretly set their plot in motion.

That is not a telephone sir. That is a rock. Therefore I am in your mind and not actually receiving your call to the batphone.

Jack Skellington is dubious about the Anti-Pizza Regimen.

Why capes are always a bad idea.

A penguin urinating upon the trunk of a non-deciduous tree.

Satanic money makes for delicious coffee perusal.

I am the only happy thing in a world of grey.