Yoda and Kangaroo Jack share their Halloween plunder of sweets

Hasbro seize sponsorship over Wes Anderson's latest picture, The Budapest Hotel.

A deviant little cherub escapes with the eyeball that once belonged to that of a strong oak tree.

A chinese oreo kisses the backside of the mayor of halloween town.

A man changes the background of his website to black. But alas, he forgot to change the text to red.

A football player reconsiders his choice of career and ponders changing to astro-physics. As you do.

Mindless lemming

Quivering starfish in a beret watching the Aurora borealis

The Simpsons finally did it. They took it that step too far and turned Ned Flanders into an outright hipster. Craft Ales, Tweed. The lot.

Emma Watson

Some slick mothertrucker got his teeth plated in Gold! With the words "Wi-Fi" engraved across the front.

Honey! The TV remote is shooting beige-palette lightning again.