The Simpsons finally did it. They took it that step too far and turned Ned Flanders into an outright hipster. Craft Ales, Tweed. The lot.

Emma Watson

Some slick mothertrucker got his teeth plated in Gold! With the words "Wi-Fi" engraved across the front.

Honey! The TV remote is shooting beige-palette lightning again.

Just another pants related pick-up line.

I tried typing Facebook into the web address and accidentally google searched "FA" again.

Hasbro seize sponsorship over Wes Anderson's latest picture, The Budapest Hotel.

That arse piece Gary, from Pokemon, has challenged your authority.

The athlete was shot twice. Once below the left pectoral. A second time below the right nipple.

A deviant little cherub escapes with the eyeball that once belonged to that of a strong oak tree.

The real slim shady

Sammy has been tragically caught in a waffle-iron accident. He died smiling. His hair is brown.