After years of studying, the minotaur finally gets his B.A in cheeseology from Spider Community College.

The cameraman was soon fired for his inability to focus on the porn stars' breasts.

Sure, Barnacle Boy. You're not that ugly. I believe you. It's just the wallpaper, I'm sure. Does this site make you look fat?

Robotnik models his new line of underwear. Not depicted: Knuckles, who is simultaneously frightened and aroused.

Vincent Van Gogh soon realized that quarter notes do not make good sunglasses.

Robin Hood the LBGT activist is having a rather bad day.

"If I die," said the representative of the Neutrals, "Tell my wife I said hello."

Oh man, a breakdancing rhinoceros!

How four teeth managed to give birth to one eye is beyond me, but now they find childcare to be a taxing proposition.

I don't know. Winnie the Shrek?

A carrot wailing on an M&M. Where's the referee?

A maze of twisty little passages, all of them alike.