At the retirement home, two Reddits have a swordfight to the death.

"THE WORLD IS BURNING, RUN" - Garfield

Ted, how am I supposed to describe the doodle if you complain about my descriptions?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-nice bowtie-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-your dental hygiene could use some work though-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brian Balis, seen here entering the final stages of ice cream cone dementia.

Pac Man's got a grudge against Knuckles, because Knuckles fell in some blue paint while Pac Man was painting his house.

"Oh no! Nine-Eyes has been rotated in the fourth dimension! We've got to turn him around quickly, or he'll die!"

"Give me back my glass eye, you scoundrel!" "Only speak chicken, bawk bawk bawk!"

The insane asylum's budget was increased dramatically after they put pictures of ice cream on their doors.

Guess my name. Yeah, you. Do it. I dare you. What, are you afraid or something? Don't make me come over there.

A maze of twisty little passages, all of them alike.

Free samples! Get your free samples right here at the garbage can! Sure, they're a little moldy, but they're still good!