Dictator of bloodied sword and deeds incarcerates political dissidents in a prison ironically named "EDEN".

Hitler decides the planet is just the right size for table bowling.

"No what?" he threatened. I cowered in twilight between fear and sweet agony: "No, chef!"

The nacho fears the deep, dark night.

A chrysanthemum allows itself a single tear for its fallen comrade.

"You gotta go out there and take a chance."

Hairy cyborg ninja cries tears of ruby lasers.

No nation can withstand the glory of Mother China.

Step 4: Extract cake by weakening supporting structures.

Picasso's work hadn't always so handily commanded the public's attention.

Weary soldiers amongst sandswept dunes.

Anticipation.