No nation can withstand the glory of Mother China.

Hitler decides the planet is just the right size for table bowling.

Step 4: Extract cake by weakening supporting structures.

Picasso's work hadn't always so handily commanded the public's attention.

Weary soldiers amongst sandswept dunes.

"No what?" he threatened. I cowered in twilight between fear and sweet agony: "No, chef!"

Anticipation.

Nobody wants a sixth finger.

Terri "Drag Queen" the Swan is hawt and s/he knows it!

Nothing's funnier than spilt Skittles.

The Grotto-Within-the-Cave-Within-the-Volcano is reflected in the surface of the Lake-That-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Purple Maltese thinks YOU are the one behind the recent spate of break-and-enters.