Gondola sailing his own gondola. The sun is setting. He lives for these moments.

A flying carrot with a single eye hisses out the only word it knows: "bum".

An eerie image to behold: nail marks on the wall of a concentration camp gas chamber, left by the poor desperate souls inside.

A schizophrenic Mickey Mouse can no longer handle the loud voices inside his head. He tries cutting off his ears to no avail, then suicide.

Jesus Christ stared at his plate with a numb disinterest. His hunger could not be sated with anything but whiskey and whores.

Ronald McDonald Jr surveyed the bullet-ridden corpses strewn across his restaurant. He was filled with regret, but only God could judge him.

A space brigand fires his laser pistols with a smile: it's dangerous work robbing cosmo-sentinels, but damned if it isn't 𝘧𝘶𝘯, too.

A man awakens. His eyes bulge in fear as he realizes his brain has been put into the body of an octopus!

A diamonds anti-theft system is activated and it is immediately lit on fire.

An internet user breaks out in painful rashes and writhes in pain. He has infringed against the first of God's laws: don't troll on 4chan.

The Demoman takes revenge against Britain by using explosives on Big Ben (and his slightly smaller cousin, Little Ben).

A demon appears before a man. He quickly pulls out his member and ejaculates fire everywhere. The man is unimpressed and mostly confused.