Doodle or Die

A man awakens. His eyes bulge in fear as he realizes his brain has been put into the body of an octopus!

A diamonds anti-theft system is activated and it is immediately lit on fire.

An eerie image to behold: nail marks on the wall of a concentration camp gas chamber, left by the poor desperate souls inside.

Doodle or Die

An internet user breaks out in painful rashes and writhes in pain. He has infringed against the first of God's laws: don't troll on 4chan.

Private Group

Gondola sailing his own gondola. The sun is setting. He lives for these moments.

Private Group
Doodle or Die

The Demoman takes revenge against Britain by using explosives on Big Ben (and his slightly smaller cousin, Little Ben).

Private Group

A flying carrot with a single eye hisses out the only word it knows: "bum".

A demon appears before a man. He quickly pulls out his member and ejaculates fire everywhere. The man is unimpressed and mostly confused.

A schizophrenic Mickey Mouse can no longer handle the loud voices inside his head. He tries cutting off his ears to no avail, then suicide.

New Chain

A cop prepares to arrest a suspect, only to find that he is actually two dogs in a coat. While the cop's confused, the dogs draw their guns.

New Chain

A skeleton necromancer accidentally summons himself in battle.

New Chain

Snack foods assemble to fight crime and annoy their neighbor.

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