Question mark asks why, but semicolon just says because. Semicolon is such a dick.

A magical potato goes forth on a quest to save the garden.

Oh cool worm, I can't stay mad at you.

Damnit! Someone found their way into my porn stash. No one was supposed to know about my love of bacon-flavored tranny dicks!

"C stands for cunt." See? This is why you never buy alphabet books from crazy, drunk hobos.

A man sticks he gun into a cloud as he prepares to rape his dog with his massive erect cock. Jesus Christ, what kind of sick fuck drew this?

How mysterious.

GOTTA GO FAST

PETA in a nutshell.

A throne made of skulls.

Nazi chemistry.

OH GOD SPIDER ON MY ARM. GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF OH JESUS GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY