something impossible
a painting that your neice draws and gives you but it's horrible but you have to put it on your fridge anyway cause it's your niece
a sausage sprouts arms and is gifted the ability to speak in tongues
a turtle that loves me
a very embarrased man
OP is a man
an octopus making friends with a circle
uncle sam is being a troll
a group of homosexual narwhals
a cauliflower shaped balloon stuck in a bush
a snake charmer dancing with skulls floating around her head
human faeces