a very embarrased man

OP is a man

an octopus making friends with a circle

uncle sam is being a troll

something impossible

a group of homosexual narwhals

a cauliflower shaped balloon stuck in a bush

a snake charmer dancing with skulls floating around her head

human faeces

a painting that your neice draws and gives you but it's horrible but you have to put it on your fridge anyway cause it's your niece

a shark ponders his sexuality

a sausage sprouts arms and is gifted the ability to speak in tongues