You think you'll make it out of this elevator alive and just go sit at your desk? Hell naw, there's a mofo'ing t-rex in here.

Dracula is gettin' his funk on with a blonde hottie in Toys-R-Us, and an employee is upset and getting sassy about it

That TV ain't lettin' you outta the saloon alive

a slug dressed as a monk has his knife at the ready in case he needs to do some muggin'

a purple bug-man's torso is erupting because he has IBS

alligator has to poop but he's stuck in the house

the mafia has finally tracked down Mr. Potato-Head and disposed of him

That flower is so high right now, he doesn't even know if he's a flower hoooollllyyy shhiiiiiiiiittttttt

This guy is so cool, but he has some giant-ass feet.

sir, you appear to have been booted

a suspicious yellow liquid froths out of a vaginas mouth while getting washed.

the pen got a little too excited and inked everywhere