the mafia has finally tracked down Mr. Potato-Head and disposed of him

That flower is so high right now, he doesn't even know if he's a flower hoooollllyyy shhiiiiiiiiittttttt

This guy is so cool, but he has some giant-ass feet.

sir, you appear to have been booted

a suspicious yellow liquid froths out of a vaginas mouth while getting washed.

the pen got a little too excited and inked everywhere

pokemon titties

kitten with a ballsack for a face likes art

Shoes that love their job, but have marital issues that they choose to conceal by smiling constantly

a dude growing exponentially in a burst of flames from that burrito he ate earlier

Dracula is gettin' his funk on with a blonde hottie in Toys-R-Us, and an employee is upset and getting sassy about it

a toxic, deadly burp coming from the bowels of a green mutant