Doodle or Die

A perfectly drawn and labelled heart. You could use this to study for biology if you needed to. I suggest googling hearts O.o

The sun has walked in on a cloud and sausage saying "WE HAVE TO KILL THE BRIGHT MAN" he suspects it is him. Really, it is the light bulb.

A man made some toast. The toast was so amazing that Zeus was jealous of the man's breakfast and burned down his house. Still got le toast

A Line says to a man "Stoof", they fall in love. The line beats the man regularly. He has no one to turn too... he drinks to his sorrows.

Mouse king! Go nutcracker go!

Datass. Literally. I am not kidding with you. It is Dat spelled with an ass. I actually have no other way of explaining it. Just draw it.

OH SHIT! IT IS COMING! GET IN THE TRENCHES! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT?! WHAT IS IT!? A PAPER PLANE INVADING SOVIET RUSSIA!! NAIL AND SICKLE FLAG

Doodle or Die

It is a horrible corner of a room. Stains on the walls,old pizza box on the floor. Almost like a nightmare.The grime,it is coming, run monk!

shitasscockfucktitscuntbitchwhoreslutfaggotniggerjewdicksuck with a WTF face. But that is boring. Totally do a gentleman tux and a penguin.

A taco that is feeling unfulfilled. Get it. Ha.

A candy cane asking mark why. Why would you do this Mark. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? CAN'T YOU THINK OF ANYONE BUT YOURSELF!?

A dolphin asking, how? But draw the dolphin saying "So long, and thanks for all the fish" instead.

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