The Magic school bus!

A man made some toast. The toast was so amazing that Zeus was jealous of the man's breakfast and burned down his house. Still got le toast

A man hands a man a hamburger. The other man says no. The man offering begins to cry. The tears form a liquid rope, curling to the ground.

SeatBeltsEveryone!Surfin'OnASoundWaveSwingin' ThroughTheStarsTakeALeftAtYourIntestineTakeYour SecondRightPastMarsOnTheCuntBusToFuxville!

A peice of poo is telling you his umbrella is fine to sell. I would trust him, it is a very fancy umbrella

A Line says to a man "Stoof", they fall in love. The line beats the man regularly. He has no one to turn too... he drinks to his sorrows.

A kiwi + a pink female figure of 8. I don't get it

A worm and a bear are friends. The worm starts to sing! "Oh shhophophop I wanna be like you. I wanna walk and talk just like you!"

It's 4 o'clock on a saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in. They say son can you draw me a picture. With fish and a red rubbish bin.

I don't even O.o A purple tenticle snaking its way towards something...

A telescope is looking out on the world. A Jellyfish has decided to fly on by. Rainbows and unicorns roam around. Now remove the makebelief.

A lobster. He gonna mess some shit up son