Alt universe where Jesus wasn't crucified, he was just T-Posing to assert his dominance.

Slenderman :D (and if you do something retarded instead of the slenderman, he'll come for you in the night and devour your soul)

Perry the platypus in: Draw me like one of your french girls

Well? What are you waiting for? This doodle ain't gonna doodle itself!

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!

Goblins fisting a lemur

Slenderman

Guy offers a banana to a heart(a real one, not the shape) with bat wings. But guess what? That's Zira's heart, and it LOATHES bananas!

Kraft Dinosaur is disappointed&still hard, (&holding a whip) after his girlfriend refused to have sex w/ him and stormed out of the house.

50 shades of grey. Looks like someone knows a bit about 1950's literature.Good on you, sir or madame. Good on you.

Draw something that might fill someone looking at it with anxiety

It looks like those hamsters from Hamtaro, but they're dressed in space suits that look like gundams or something. One is licking the other.