"Love that crunch!" ~Cathy Mitchell

A nightly news report, but da nooz wepowtah speeks wike dis and iz supew cwingey uwu :3

George Washington and Abe Lincoln fight to the death

The cows secretly planning a coup against the farmer

Shut the fuck up, Phil!

Le ebik so totes randumm ExD lawl #getshrekt

Green.

Splatttt

A hobbit has somehow found himself hired as a tech support agent, and is visibly struggling.

The founding fathers are now a team of magical girls with their magical talking (horn)dog companion, Benny.

One seriously deformed cat

Yeet? Y E E T .