At some point I'll look back on my life decisions and see that this was a mistake

Yo dawg, I heard you like cranes. So we gave you a crane so you could crane with your crane while you're craning. Cranes.

A rainbow with poor self-esteem

Well, that escalated quickly

This makes me sad in my face

...I honestly don't know what I'm looking at but, I'm fairly certain it's made of bad life choices.

Ever get so mad that you karate chop someone's face and their body falls apart from the sheer force of your hand?

The most fun time you can have with a brick

#JustSerialKillerThings

I feel that this cabbage is being very droll.

And then everyone dropped acid and lived happily ever after

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