Well, that escalated quickly

This makes me sad in my face

...I honestly don't know what I'm looking at but, I'm fairly certain it's made of bad life choices.

A rainbow with poor self-esteem

Ever get so mad that you karate chop someone's face and their body falls apart from the sheer force of your hand?

The most fun time you can have with a brick

#JustSerialKillerThings

At some point I'll look back on my life decisions and see that this was a mistake

I feel that this cabbage is being very droll.

And then everyone dropped acid and lived happily ever after

And now: Trojan's new ad campaign.

Poor life choices of the aardvark