What happens when you take acid right before the Blue Man Group concert.

God hates your loser car.

Airbender intervenes to stop whatever this horrible chain devolved into.

A violently rotating column of air that is in contact with the earth and a cumulonimbus (or, rarely, cumulus) cloud.

An elderly red balloon laughing at his birthday card.

The Great Gimp in the Sky wants to know if you want some milk.

ET's rebellious teenage years.

Even as Bob describes his ideal mate, he realizes the very qualities which make her desirable would mean she would not even recall his name.

Happy invisible children play a delightful game.

The prison warden, a giant Dorito, chastises a prisoner trying to escape.

Seven petri dishes filled with depressing diseases.

An alligator welcomes an innocent child to Australia.

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