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Seven petri dishes filled with depressing diseases.

An alligator welcomes an innocent child to Australia.

Three snuggling bananas.

An iceberg hates your idea.

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In the Pale Forest, the Brown-Eyed Bunnies have only blueberry carrots to eat.

The Great Gimp in the Sky wants to know if you want some milk.

Carry on my wayward bro.

A playful coyote with pyrokinetic powers.

What happens when you take acid right before the Blue Man Group concert.

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