A non-American's attempt at recreating Bill Clinton's "I did not have sex with that woman" speech. For some reason Clinton is a blue octopus
armchair alfred has summoned the devil
man tries to save his drowning son with a fishing rod
clifford the big red dog being mean to a child
The dangers of feeding the dog gum became very apparent the day they.saw
4am. Who even knew there was a 4am
how bout something a little more appropriate
they see you
paintberri is a suck
girl in yellow dress and top hat playing with blueberry
3rd best girl: THE MIGHTY ONE EYED DUSTYPENIS TITCHOMPER
DoD player hates those WWII propaganda Disney cartoons. (The Warner Brothers ones were better, as usual)
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