sucks that you can only flip off a maximum of two things at once

absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh

before guns were invented, armies had to throw bullets at each other and if a bullet touched you, you had to sit out until the next war

If your strap-on doesn't match the color of your gimp suit, FUCK YOU.

the wise man sagely nodded, closed his eyes, and thought for a few minutes. he then spoke thusly: "the word you're looking for, is 'blind' "

Winnie the Pooh balances a triangle on his head and says something that BEARly resembles english. Haha, get it? Also, he's jackin a guy off.

awww, you're a cute kitty... you're a good kitty... now fuck that mouse's shit up

a Vaporeon providing you with your favorite beverage

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Guile finds a used condom.

The number six inserted itself into the letter u's orifice.

what if " bull shit " wasn't shit FROM a bull, but shit that's ALSO a bull... makes ya think