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Guile finds a used condom.

This tree's got some wood.

The Doodle or Die moderators do a fantastic job of removing accounts that constantly break the chain.

After the avalanche, the hybrid basset hound/pekin duckling lay buried under six meters of snow, its existence never to be known to science.

Winnie the Pooh balances a triangle on his head and says something that BEARly resembles english. Haha, get it? Also, he's jackin a guy off.

Why did I download the Emoji Movie?!?!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?

The baby was the only member of the family that was suspicious of the ku klux khameleon.

Neo stops a storm of bullets from damaging a priceless painting of Na'vis drowning in an ocean of piss.

What if the moon landing was staged on a film studio on the moon?

NO, I DON'T NEED HELP! FUCK OFF! JUST FUCK OFF COMPLETELY AND LET ME BROWSE THESE COMPUTERS IN PEACE, BEST BUY ASSHOLE!

When Cool Spot realized the lifeless corpses in the Sahara were his beloved family, for the first time in his life, he didn't feel cool.