The removal of his wisdom teeth made Pacman's job ever so painful. Eventually, he would have to find another job.

Once upon a midnight dreary, as the cannon shot bread...

And that's how the undiscriminating ghost caught E coli.

"Jimmy," the computer said to me. Its voice was calm, but insistent. "Jimmy, get out of there." So I got out and faced it, one last time.

Shameless self-promotion occasionally works.

Flossing was always an ordeal of its own for little Jimmy Tooth. The incisors couldn't even bring themselves to watch.

THERE IS NO EXCUSE! That's okay, though.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

John Green.

The bed is about to be shaken.

Severus was none too happy to discover that that Potter brat had been stealing from his private stock of wizard liquor again.

Sonic. Again. Dear god.