Jayne was really terribly clueless, and Zoe couldn't help but feel a little frustrated.

And with the eyes they had harvested from the earthlings, Zorg and Groz made their way back to the home planet.

And that's how the undiscriminating ghost caught E coli.

Flossing was always an ordeal of its own for little Jimmy Tooth. The incisors couldn't even bring themselves to watch.

Mama Earth was not happy with this pollution Sister 'Merica was making. She was going to get a stern talking-to.

Nothing made the cyclops madder than the mention of that pretty little faerie who had spurned him many years ago.

And I watched as he fell into the eyeball of despair, his cries fading faintly into the distance. Well, there was only so much you could do.

The little blue monster looked quizzically at him. "Do you mean to tell me," he asked, "That your name is really not Alfred after all?"

The removal of his wisdom teeth made Pacman's job ever so painful. Eventually, he would have to find another job.

And as soon as the cookie touched his tongue, he transformed into a prince. Then he and the baker boy rode off into the sunset.

"Jimmy," the computer said to me. Its voice was calm, but insistent. "Jimmy, get out of there." So I got out and faced it, one last time.

And because I liked what he did with his hair, I asked him to let me take his picture.