God sent a blue dragon down from heaven to penetrate a man.

A cat has seemingly been killed by a ball of yarn!

A girl sucking off a blue man's nose while he holds a cookie in his hand and says some crap about yolo and China.

Doodle or Die

A nice sketch of a man with an extremely oversized and disproportionate head and moustache, sexy nonetheless.

A man is in a savage rage because a pillow has grown from his head.

A mug of coffee and a pair of scissors talking politics.

An orange cat is holding an orange flare, probably has some sinister plan we don't yet know about.

A woman with a china hat on contemplating a cat scarring her foot.

Someone has decided to murder a panda by tying him to a load of balloons, probably because the panda didn't want a panda-human relationship.

A black man accidentally cuts off his own coat in the kitchen, oh dear.

A man has foolishly deep throated a black blow up dolls coat and now he's stuck with it down his throat, shame on him.

A record player tries to speak to a dead stinking zombie... He doesn't reply.

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