A Canadian ice hockey player playing.... Ice hockey.

God sent a blue dragon down from heaven to penetrate a man.

Someone has decided to murder a panda by tying him to a load of balloons, probably because the panda didn't want a panda-human relationship.

A black man accidentally cuts off his own coat in the kitchen, oh dear.

A Russian family orgy, the father fucks the son the son fucks the brother the brother fucks the etc...

A girl sucking off a blue man's nose while he holds a cookie in his hand and says some crap about yolo and China.

A man has foolishly deep throated a black blow up dolls coat and now he's stuck with it down his throat, shame on him.

A frenchman has run out of ice.

A record player tries to speak to a dead stinking zombie... He doesn't reply.

A lonely magician shows magic tricks to a seagull.

A little boy saying "sweet bro" to his imaginary friend.

The sea has come to life and wants to give you a slap biatch!