Farewell poop ocean. I sail to rejoin my grey people in my orange boat.

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Nobody is buying lemonade from the lemonade stand.

Doodle or Die

Roofus thought his day could not get any worse. That's when the pirates showed up.

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Bruce was embarrassed when he lost a boxing match with Roo Kangaroo.

France and Iran form a new friendship after cooperating to build the first radioactive candy cane.

New Chain

World's best hammer lies forgotten and unused.

New Chain

Sheriff Puppy never gets taken seriously. )=

Salvador Dalhi's "green lawn and white picket fence"

After ruining several houses, Kool-Aid man takes a well deserved afternoon nap.

In reality, Dumbledore's magic was pretty lackluster.

Rubbing your snot on poop will make even your passed out alcoholic mother blush.

Two guys get really emotional as they both realized that they got the same pink house for each other on their anniversary.

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