"All the kids at school are gonna die when they find the grenade I hid under the playground"
"Wheres my money bitch?" "Ching chong" "I don't speak Asian, I'm a fucking cactus."
Nuuu Haelga, u canut luv meh enymoor 4 eye am de KINg nao!
"That is some nasty AIDS"
We, the Church of the White Cross, swear to eliminate all black people.
"Doctor, is this a baby's foot or my wife's coat?"
"Happy 7 Month Aniversary! As a surprise I got my nipples extended."
Osama Bin Laden stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Is that a babys foot or my wifes hand
"Mr. President, how do you plan to address the issues in Ukraine?" "Lol im a fuckin nig idk"
I can't decide whether I want horse coat or a tub of spaghettio's for dinner.
Stop! That walrus is about to insert his hat into that child!