Nuuu Haelga, u canut luv meh enymoor 4 eye am de KINg nao!

"That is some nasty AIDS"

We, the Church of the White Cross, swear to eliminate all black people.

"All the kids at school are gonna die when they find the grenade I hid under the playground"

"Doctor, is this a baby's foot or my wife's coat?"

"Happy 7 Month Aniversary! As a surprise I got my nipples extended."

Osama Bin Laden stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

Is that a babys foot or my wifes hand

"Mr. President, how do you plan to address the issues in Ukraine?" "Lol im a fuckin nig idk"

"Wheres my money bitch?" "Ching chong" "I don't speak Asian, I'm a fucking cactus."

I can't decide whether I want horse coat or a tub of spaghettio's for dinner.

Stop! That walrus is about to insert his hat into that child!