Man on TV, possibly from the Matrix tells me that I am a simulation. God my cat is so ugly. Ugh. Fucking pig nose ugly little shit.

Doodle or Die

Elephant bathing in a rainbow. The elephant is also on a puddle shooting water out of its trunk. Also it isn't a lazy drawing so get to work

That pickle is wearing too much lipstick. Tone it down, whore. She's also infatuated with an ice cube that doesn't share her feelings.

goldfish opening its mouth to receive something. Something unfortunate as it's screaming. I wonder what the sun thinks of all this.

Snowman with cookie head and orange sclera is falling into a body of water. Night time. Moon is out. 95 (small-pen) dotted stars in back.

I'm surprised this website let you submit this abomination. Draw two black blobs with black string. Or don't. Like I give a fuck.

New Chain

The burger king by my house opens at like 5 in the morning so I can have cheeseburgers for breakfast. It's somewhat nice. I'm not even fat.

man urinating on a couple

Doodle or Die

a nice drawing of a person fully white with light grey outlines all in a dark grey background. Four arms with all hands bleeding. blood eyes

Pink Christmas reindeer with candy cane antlers is viciously disemboweled.

Onion? Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

SentiGt Finger? Fentild Finger? Bro, your penmanship is fucking trash.

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