Man on TV, possibly from the Matrix tells me that I am a simulation. God my cat is so ugly. Ugh. Fucking pig nose ugly little shit.

New Chain

The burger king by my house opens at like 5 in the morning so I can have cheeseburgers for breakfast. It's somewhat nice. I'm not even fat.

Doodle or Die

fairy with a question mark for a face is annoying some sort of MLP pony

man urinating on a couple

I don't know What the f**k this is above me but, you can draw whatever You want now.

New Chain

A map of the Ogaden region

New Chain

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

Man, goldfish, sun, small earth, question mark. That's all. Get drawing you gremlin. Draw what I commanded you to. You're like my slave.

Elephant cut the head off a pink deer? giraffe? Looks kinda like the antigloom drawing except a tad bit more elephanty.

marshmallow stabbed in thee 'ead wit with a revolver. Oh quite right.

Take it easy there, Francis

Doodle or Die

a nice drawing of a person fully white with light grey outlines all in a dark grey background. Four arms with all hands bleeding. blood eyes

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