Doodle or Die

The esteemed Mr. Walken, in his very finest moment.

The Mars rover finds a coin next to a pyramid, clearly made by aliens WE ARE NOT ALONE WAKE UP SHEEPLE NASA IS LYING

A cactus yearns desperately to for a hug he knows no one will give him. The saddest cactus.

There's a new sheriff in town, boys, and he is a duck. ... Someone go help the new sheriff open the saloon door.

A Dell commercial targeting Squids.

Space vikings battling a giant Space Octopus (Spacetopus?) in the great vastness of SPACE.

Sorry guys, it's closed. We drove all the way here for nothing. Guess we're not dining in Hell tonight. Maybe that Popeye's is open?

An evil sentient snowman, who has overcome his genetic weakness to heat. As he approaches, soaked in lava, it is clear he's unstoppable now.

Impressed with PSY's Gangnam style, the alien spacetopuses decide to abduct him for further study.

My chess pieces are talking me, mocking me. "It's your move" they say, God damn it I know, I'm thinking, okay shut up shut up shut up

The horrible effects of nuclear testing on mountain goats.

Oh! oh, uh, a cat, is it a cat? no? sorry, I'm bad at these pictionary type games : (

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