The Anglerfish have turned against us. All is lost.

The horrible effects of nuclear testing on mountain goats.

Look, I would just like to have the fire squad as an OPTION, I'm not saying that's how I want you to kill me, I just like variety, okay

Impressed with PSY's Gangnam style, the alien spacetopuses decide to abduct him for further study.

Oh! oh, uh, a cat, is it a cat? no? sorry, I'm bad at these pictionary type games : (

Doodle or Die

The esteemed Mr. Walken, in his very finest moment.

An evil sentient snowman, who has overcome his genetic weakness to heat. As he approaches, soaked in lava, it is clear he's unstoppable now.

A cactus yearns desperately to for a hug he knows no one will give him. The saddest cactus.

Doodle or Die

King Turd, in all of his majestic glory, next to his fabled throne.

Doodle or Die

Good job, bat, you won the slots! ALL THESE PLUMPS ARE NOW YOURS!

There's a new sheriff in town, boys, and he is a duck. ... Someone go help the new sheriff open the saloon door.

New Chain

Don't fucking touch swords, they'll cut you WIDE OPEN

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