Two elephants meet to discuss how to kill the Batman.

Blind man finds his trips to the strip club depressing and wishes he could see.

My last birthday.

Mrs Pacman learns of her husbands untimely death and decides suicide is the only cure to her pain.

Someone doesn't want to draw how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. It's a shame, I needed that answer.

Santa Newell.

A dragon so Chinese it puts Jackie Chan to shame.

Doodle or Die

A pink worm invites the blue worm's brother around for a affair, as the blue worm leaves for worm, unaware of the sinister romance going on.

Hello Kitty fucking shit up with her dinosaur pal.

Blue found a clue. It's a carrot. Blue, you fucktard.

A reverse furry.

Link's escapades with chickens brings hatred from the locals.

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