Nyan Cat flying over a man whilst ripping his face open with a knife. What a cheeky little fella!

Blind man finds his trips to the strip club depressing and wishes he could see.

That guy with that guitar.

Racist motherfucka....

A man in a ghillie suit breaks cover and screams 'Raa!'. He is quickly gunned down.

A man realised his tie is a turd and cries in despair.

A man tries to get out of the fact he's naked with a goat by claiming the animal ate his boxers.

Devil likes hotdogs. Hotdogs don't like devils though.

Blue found a clue. It's a carrot. Blue, you fucktard.

A black and white vortex tempts you to jump into it.

Butterfly hates frying pans.

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