The Pringles man has acquired breast cancer that ends up curling his huge biceps. He pulls out a 44 magnum and aims it at his fancy mustache

that face when you got Ebola but u know u boutta smash ya gurl

The punishment for killing yourself is death

P0h bear thinks to himself "dam Eeyore that's sum fine honey u got ther from ur ass" Eeyore bends over and turnts upp with that assss

A breakfast plate spells out, in bacon and eggs, "I fukd yo gitch Ted". Ninja don slapped yo bitch and now u in tha breakfast club, welcome.

Doodle or Die

It's the pokemon, Ho Oh with the red fire and evolves from magmar using a moon stone

An angry Ron Weasley attempts to argue that gingers have souls, but gym rat Harry Spotter thinks otherwise. Do u even leviosa m8??

Zombies rejoice in joy as they rise from the ground and throw a party

Doodle or Die

A nigguh done jetpacked off the topside of a pirate ship with a boxing glove and expects to pull a Christopher Columbus finding land o lawd

A stick man drives his car close to the edge of the cliff. You can say he's *whips out sunglasses* living life on the edge!!! WOOOOOOO

A desert snake travels through the desert. As the tomato sun sets the snake realize how fucked he is witout food or water or cactus or girls

Doodle or Die

Superman is angry chillin at the water fountain at work, he angry rushin to work, he angry just reading an angry book. Superman has no chill ANGRY

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×