Astronaut is confused to why there is a floating black pepperoni pizza in the men's restroom

his large car has had enough of it's owner's haughty attitude. The large car rips itself out of the owner's groin and heads to mexico

A gray rice cake vaults over the prison wall to escape towards Japan

Lawyer givs up on his associate. Lawyer man sits on his briefcase, shits all over the files then performs a squat heavy workout in rage

Japanese rice cake has had enough with the incompetent Japanese chef crew. So it walks up and fights the chefs in order to get out

Your heart says pizza, but the eyeballs on the heart say heart attack. And your brain sucks fuck it I got a hemorrhage let's get some head.

A stick figure man's reaction when he finishes up a Chinese dinner and opens up to a lame fortune cookie fortune.

Crop field horror. Army of supernatural scarecrows come alive! Evil scarecrows march out of the ground and fromt he fields to attack

Black hood doctor blames his Banana-faced lookin friend Jim for causin him to miss his welfare check

A desert snake travels through the desert. As the tomato sun sets the snake realize how fucked he is witout food or water or cactus or girls

The number 9 gets a "welcome" party by a group of orange ninjas. The number 9 prepares for a fight with his trusty lasso and brass knuckle

Your face when yo parents force you to do errands with them