A constipated prune expels a salad from his butt. World hunger is ended.

The world's fattest woman who wears a black polka dot dress is sporting a charming head on fire, but she doesn't like it when people stare.

The circus has done the impossible: they've taught a stork how to breathe fire and juggle doughnuts AT THE SAME TIME.

After being drenched in ketchup, Alvin the Chipmunk gathers a mob with pitchforks to protest MacDonalds.

A weak Hulk attempts to beat a smiling paper plane out of the air with a twig.

A giant pink butt in the sky that is pooping out cotton candy, Tootsie Rolls, black licorice, Twizzlers, blue/green straws. Shit is written.

A drag queen holds up the biggest pink high heel in his collection, which looks vaguely house-shaped.

The Hulk is incompatible with modern flower technology.

Some rats put on a production of Shakespeare's "Hamlet".

A stoner-bot uses its antenna to broadcast the quality of the weed it's smoking to the world.

A man is upset that his superpower only makes his body a magnet for noodles.

Two pigs on their period.