A creepy clown tastes steam with his pink mustache.

A an angry devil with a nose for a nose and a receipt for a mouth farts black string out of its horns.

A chocolate heart's butt is filled to the brim with wut.

A handsome guy stares at your boobs, his mouth agape.

Hasbro's new Ouija board knows how to predict the time of your death...IN SONG!

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Batman finds himself in a cheesy Lifetime network movie.

A slice of pizza turns gray with sadness because it realizes that it will never become the culinary delight known as a Big Mac.

A boy with horns mourns the passing of his disembodied arm companion.

A goldfish with a common Vietnamese name smiles jovially.

A terrible drawing of an apatosaurus with jaundice.

New Chain

The circus of politics.

Doodle or Die

A sad and lonely man draws himself a girlfriend.

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