Catdog, the cartoon character (google for christ sake if you don't know what I'm talking about, you lazy mothereffers who are lazy.)

Paradise...but pineapples don't grow on trees, you idiot.

The angry red car expels green sewage from it's posterior in an attempt to show its displeasure with the US government

A man tells the frightening tale of how his face came to look like a pancake

when you put a child in a room with a cassette, they get bored, because they don't know what treasures it may hide.

A furry gives an austism speech at a Furcon 2012 convention

Banana in a doorway

The boy comes back and cusses the giving tree out in his prepubescent teenage years

A spider is telling a snake to go to bed, kill the child some other time.

I don't even know where to start. So draw me a camel.

A tapdancing jazz shark

Ninja Pizza mutant turtles