Your eggs are burning

Killer Fettish: Duckface smoochin. More at eleven.

GET THE FUCK UNDER MY UMBRELLA

#1 Mom doing the noodle arm in front of my boyfriend....mooooom...stahp...you're humiliating me....

Porn turtle strikes again.

NED?! ned ryerson!? Is that you! *punch*

God DAMNIT Barry just shut the fuck up already!

BREAKING NEWS: Deal with it.

Two gentlemen oranges engage in polite conversation just moments before entering a high end stripper club. Their wives don't know...yet

A bullseye is convinced it is British.

what the fuck stop giving me chain starters

Why the fuck do I have so many start chains. No. I don't want to. Draw something. You get to start a new chain. I forfeit.