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A spider receives intel from his arachnid overlord on his next mission to harass the blacks.
History channel in a nutshell.
Some sassy ass slut takes it upon herself to hop on top of one of those stupid cube cars and proclaim she does whatever she desires.
A cabbage, expressing visible delight and ready to tackle the challenges of the21st century head on, full of youthful vigor and enthusiasm.
Some punk ass mail man thinks he is hard just because he called some purple octopus small.
Un français homme avec un moustache et un noir béret parle français. Omlette du fromage.
A really badly written webcomic obsessed over by fat, female, teenage social rejects on tumblr.
A dinosaur is incredibly remorseful about having to stab a man to death to feed his destructive crack habit.
A slick ass fucking meteor with bitchin' shades makes crashing into the earth and wiping out dinosaurs look easy.
Goku's daughter gets married
Yeah we smokin' diesel, yeah we smokin kush, yeah I smoked some shit I think they called it George Bush.