The green shoe from minecraft wants you to know of his disdain for Steve Jobs.

Doodle or Die

A southern good ole' boy, pig-farming rainbow who'll be damned if those goddamned liberals on his lawn take away BOTH his guns AND his flag

New Chain

A man drowning in the last fluid you drank.

This image sternly demands that you speak English, but with a kind green smiley face to soften the crushing reality of its demand.

Doodle or Die

Shitty, overrated show for people with autism. (Not MLP)

A brown starfish expresses his immense disdain for hot dogs. What a tasteful chap.

Animal Crossing villager goes fishing for sharks.

Peter Molyjew's curiosity cube headed on a collision course towards Earth, as a last ditch effort for the house sucking dev to stay relevant.

A black doctor drinks some fine cola.

Neckbeard whispers to his imaginary friend, the crying carrot to stop being so loud or else his Dad will have to get his hand out again.

A typical round of Super Smash Brothers.

A black and white man blame each other for a crime, but you know who dat peckawood jury gone be convictin.

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