A shark is inexplicably enraged by the presence of a small yellow fish at the bottom of the ocean.

A character from Homestuck that I cannot recall the name of is looking quite smug in his highly fashionable Garfield hat.

16-year-old princess lives in an aquatic society wherein it is socially acceptable to go topless, and it is a musical

Idiot twelve-year-old can only speak in internet words

"WORDS!" said the man whose thick legs were frozen to blocks of ice.

What are you doing, Pikachu? You are not a dog. You are a Pokemon. Your vocal cords do not even allow you to say "woof."

Rabid dog can suddenly see speech bubbles as a rather round humanoid figure attempts to call for help using a gourd as a phone.

Dogs playing Chinese Checkers because they do not know how to play poker.

Three pieces of sushi floating in an ethereal void.

An empty glass sits on the table near a tipped-over bucket. Everything is gray.

Snorting cocaine off of Barney the Dinosaur.

It's Pat, wearing A FULL SET OF CLOTHING and BEING A DECENT MEMBER OF SOCIETY. That is the way YOU'RE going to draw him, anyways.