Rabid dog can suddenly see speech bubbles as a rather round humanoid figure attempts to call for help using a gourd as a phone.

Dogs playing Chinese Checkers because they do not know how to play poker.

A shark is inexplicably enraged by the presence of a small yellow fish at the bottom of the ocean.

Three pieces of sushi floating in an ethereal void.

An empty glass sits on the table near a tipped-over bucket. Everything is gray.

Snorting cocaine off of Barney the Dinosaur.

It's Pat, wearing A FULL SET OF CLOTHING and BEING A DECENT MEMBER OF SOCIETY. That is the way YOU'RE going to draw him, anyways.

An abstract depiction of a man playing the accordion on the back of a giraffe.

A character from Homestuck that I cannot recall the name of is looking quite smug in his highly fashionable Garfield hat.

Four-armed brown man breaks his spine while bending over backwards to look at poorly-drawn planet Earth.

Happy-faced worm shoots black lasers out of his midsection as he emerges from a plate of flan.

Giant vaguely-foot-shaped blob of flesh crushes a man, who may or may not be enjoying the experience.