A frog gets the electric chair for a rape he didnt commit.

The Worm dances alone at prom because everyone know's he eats dirt.

Then draw for Gondor.

The face of God.

"Damnit, my carrots won't grow D:"

A Basilisk pooping on someones lawn and pretending to be a dog.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Well, it would if I wasn't a dolphin.

Someone's complete inability to process cognitive thought in visual form, thusly substituting this with a hackneyed drawing of the human eye

Bodies litter the once lush planet Earth as their Titty overlords look down on them with disdain.

Baby Yamcha's Spirit Ball became an orange! Shit!

On Saturday, November 23 of the 2013, a Jew walks into the woods... and is raped by Punk ghosts.

Elephant Satan contemplates the best way to rid the world of boobs.

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